All right, let's have a normal blog entry for a change, shall we? Well, as normal as it can be when it comes to pieces of excrement lying on a basketball court, anyway.

So we were having a good time playin' pick-up games and dunkin' on the rim *yeah, so very right* when the ball went out of play and over the fence. One of us ran out, almost got hit by a Porsche, stopped for a moment or two to admire the sleek car, retrieved the ball, and tossed it back onto the court.

Actually, only the first and last two actions took place. The rest... well, what do you expect, this is a blog after all. Although, now and then we do get millions-worth cars passing by our humble court.

Anyway. Back to that ball tossed back onto the court. As Mr. Fate J. Smith has a rather twisted sense of humor, it brought something with it. That friggin' ball had a friggin' piece of -- literally -- shit stickin' to it. And as the ball bounced, now it -- the poop -- was all over the court.

Shit! No, no, no, that was not a vulgar remark. I simply referred to those sticky pieces of thing. Dude, I can't even begin to tell you about the smell! The horror! Our dunkin' game *yeah, so friggin' right* even had to stop there and then.

What to do? One guy volunteered his newly bought Saturday newspaper and with it another guy scooped whatever he could.

And dumped the entire thing in a waste bin right next to where we were sitting! The smell! The horror!

Oh well, he did the rest of us a favor still. Can't have everything, can you?

So, most of the crap gone, the stench still lingering, we continued the dunkin' game *yeah, so unbelievably right*. Hey, we don't get a chance to play ball everyday. So when we do, we take it. Turd or no turd. Besides, smell is one of the weaker senses, right? So after a while we would hardly even notice, right?

Well, not really. The stinkin' odor stayed for the rest of the morning and, I predict, for the rest of the day as well. Though I had no intention to hang around and find out.

Here's an interesting fact: dogs can distinguish non-identical twins by smell, but not identical ones.

Oh, BTW, we had us some good black-pepper crabs afterwards.

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