I've never been this angry in my life! Oops, sorry. I mean...

I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS ANGRY IN MY LIFE!

Did I ever let you down? Was I ever unfaithful to you? Dude! Come on!

I always rush home to you every Saturday and Sunday nights. I often jettison one of the things I love most (read: sleeping) to be with you in the wee morning hours. I have even taken leave to spend quality time before you. Gosh, I spend 27 bucks on you every month!

And now, on the one day you knew I couldn't take a day off, you broke my heart. And how!

Damn you, ESPN! WTH was that, a 2nd telecast of the NBA All-friggin'-Star at three PM?! And nothing more whatsoever for the rest of the night for, you know, us who have to work during the day?!

Damn, damn, and triple damns! You know, I could've enjoyed a good pool game instead. And bought that long overdue shaving cream.

But you know what's worse? I was this close to throw Biscuit at the FA highlights show! You understand what that signifies? You, my friend, has just reduced football to the same level as Oprah!

I ask you, who on his right mind would watch football non-stop for hours?

Damn!

Finally, I think I understand the feeling of being stood up.

DAMN!

Current music: none -- I'm angry
Current mood: angry -- what else?