Just when I thought it would be safe to sit in front of my puter before going to bed...
I clicked on Dettol's Dirty Little Secrets. And not wanting to have bad luck in relationships for 10 years -- I want my son and I to be close -- I had no choice but to comply.
What? It says my account will be deleted, you know! I can't lose my account. I know too well what it feels like to lose one.
Anyway. The curse goes something like this: you must write five of -- I'm sure you have more -- your weird habits. Then pass the curse along to anyone of your choice. Simple? All right.
1) What do you know, just like Dettol, I, too, just have to finish all the food on my plate. Those of you who have been privileged enough to dine with me surely can attest to this. It pains me to witness food being wasted. I'd rather be uncomfortably full -- not pregnant, mind you.
2) I always sleep on my back, most of the times with -- get this, I kid you not -- Biscuit on my chest in my arms. No worries, nothing kinky about it; Biscuit gives me warmth. With the air conditioner blowing inches away from my face, I need all the heat I can get. BTW, if you see me lying on my side one day, it means I've had trouble sleeping. Now, who wants to see me breathing, watch my smile when I am sleeping?
3) I'm nowhere near Mr. Monk's level of obsessive compulsiveness, but at times I just have to align things and I dig neatly arranged stuff. Once in an interview, I simply couldn't concentrate because a painting on the wall behind the interviewers was not hung straight. Yes, I straightened it right after the interview was over. No, I didn't get the job. That's why I'm here blogging instead of supervising diamond miners in South Africa. Yeah, right.
4) My mom will swear to this; I can't throw away stuff. I'm improving, though -- when you're moving as often as I do, you're bound to. But still, if I can help it, I'd rather give away stuff to people. If they decide to throw it anyway, well, too bad, then; it won't be on my conscience.
5) When it's time to move my bowels, I prefer squatting-type toilets to sitting-type ones. Especially when I have to use toilet paper to clean myself afterwards. Where I can use water, I'm fine with both types. If one day we become colleagues and you happen to see me wandering on another floor, chances are the most comfortable squatting-type toilet is on that floor. Oh, and I have to take my pants and underpants completely off before I can relieve myself -- no Hollywood's pants-around-ankles for yours truly.
Phew! Did it! Now time to pass the curse along. Hmm, let's see... I know. The last five people commenting here! Am I a genius or what.
So -- boy this is fun -- come on down, Ms. Daydreamer, Ms. Coffee Lover, Ms. Learning, Mr. Iseng, and Ms. Chit Chat.
Current music: Serieus - Rocker Juga Manusia
Current mood: happy
Gue n temen gue suka ngetawain (di belakang ybs, tentunya) supv kami waktu di PTFI dulu, karena mesti nglurusin letak meja kalo masuk ruangan kami.
Trus pengakuan temen gue: kalo mo kerja dg notbuk, dia taruh notbuknya sejajar dengan pinggiran papan tulis di dinding. Dia tanya gue: "am i sick?", dan tentu aja gue bilang nggak.
you sleep with stuffed animals? thooow thweeeetttt! *ahhhhh...*
ngomong ngomong ngabisin makanan, gue jadi inget kita bekerja keras menghabiskan seafood di Newton. anjrot, rasanya kayak mau mleduk bow. dan momen momen seperti itu selalu sukses membuat gue 'food coma'. *pengsan*
Nah elu edan, pesen banyak bener!
oh gawd...
everyday... i find hilarious/crazy/unbelievable stuff over the net but the most hilarious ones are those that i find from my friends' blogs.
this applies to yours as well, Det!
*lol*
thanks for making my day mates...
Kalo Dettol mah udah jangan ditanya.
oh come on, ndun, just zip it! you call me quirky and what about your bulletin boards? talk about thought provoking, i can never beat you, madame...
i guess knowing each other since high school doesn't mean we know each other that well, eh? spare me some dirty gore will you? *twink-twink*
ren, jangan bikin gue kasih asah otak jilid 2 ya. ini udah dapet lagi nih adudududu...
Ya zip aja, Mul! Pake WinZip? Atau gzip? Atau 7zip?
yang di zip mp3 gue aja dah gimanman?
MP3 kalo di-zip nggak ngaruh, karena MP3 itu sendiri sebenernya udah kompresan dari WAV.
what thought provoking stuff? *LOL*
i'm as innocent as a newborn can be, det. muahahahaha...
dirty secrets, eh?
let me think about them.
how many should i write?
5?
i think i've got a lot more than that...
this is not good. not good at all.
Ya bikin lebih dari satu entri aja toh. Dettol, emangnya dibatesin 5 ya? Gua mah 5 asal ngikut elu aja.
Ndun dearrie, if you're innocent then i am Gabriel. hahahahahaha.
well, my previous baton says 5. if you want to add, it's your call. i'm just trying to be humble and modest, trying hard not to brag about my flaws. wakakakaka.
Dodol, lu mau bikin sepuluh juga boleh. tapi nggak ada hadiahnya loh. eh Minggu jadi gak? jangan kesorean ya, mau nonton jes ajes di Esplanade jem 7 soalnya.
Jes ajes apaan sih?
konser jes gitu deh, pemanasan Mosaic. tapi elu ngga suka jes kan ya? sukanya jos. jos jerok gitoh...
Tak tulis disini aja ah, kutukannya kan cuman bilang, harus nulis 5 kebiasaan yang aneh, tapi gak bilang harus nulis dimana :)
1. Nyuci kaki di wastafel. Apalagi kalau ada air angetnya, entah kenapa, gw merasa lebih nyaman kalau bisa mengangkat kaki ke wastafel itu dan mengucek-ucek kaki sambil bediri, daripada di shower atau di tempat lain sambil bungkuk.
2. Ini kebiasaan kalo lagi sendiri, males masak, keabisan nasi dan udah laper. Instead of masak-satu-satu, semua makanan yg mau dimakan dimasak bareng sama rice cooker.
3. Kalo lagi experimen pengen masak pun, ngga pernah pake ukuran, dan sering dicobanya setelah jadi. Akhirnya selalu berubah-rubah rasanya dan surprise di akhir masak.
4. Berhubungan dengan 3 tadi, Kebiasan untuk mencoba memakan masakan sendiri, se ngga enak apapun. Kecuali kalo bener-bener udah gak bisa dimakan lagi, saking keras atau gosongnya.
5. Akhir-akhir ini gw sering mencoba jalan sambil merem, kalo lagi pulang lewat flevo park, atau di tempat-tempat yg gw tau aman. At least the last 2 week.
Sebenernya agak susah gw nyari apa yg jadi kebiasaan gw, baik yang baik ataupun yg jelek, gw soalnya sering bgt berubah.
Btw gw bakalan balik ren tgl 24, nyokap mau bypass surgery tgl 31 maret, jadi gak jadi pd kesini, tolong doain.
Kalo harus di copy paste ke blog entry bilang ren, terancam beneran di apus nih account gw :))
Semoga sukses ya operasinya. Tanggal 24 Maret ya?
Iya gw berangkat dari sini tanggal 24 Maret, nyampe Jakarta 25. Ya gw minta doa restu aja kalau sempet mendoakan, kayanya nyokap bakalan di operasi di Harapan Kita. Temennya ada 6 yg pernah dioperasi disitu, jadi ya beliau udah kadung percaya dan nyaman disitu.
Moga2 berhasil ya, Son.
Amin
semoga operasinya lancar pak mbeeson. bypass kalau kondisinya fit aman saja kok. bundanya dijaga selama proses penyembuhan yes.
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