The blogger version:
I was down at the mall this evening, getting two new pairs of trousers. Whoa, me? Getting trousers? What happened to the old boring me? Well, what can I say, everyone needs new pants every now and then. On Monday I realized that I was down to my last two pairs. Somehow I had lost one pair. Another pair's zipper was out of service -- causing me a near wardrobe malfunctioning moment.

You know what, I just realized another thing. Now that I no longer have the workplace-within-walking-distance-from-home luxury, I'd better perform a more thorough check every morning. It's not cool having to battle clients with your fly undone. 'Cause, you know, it would put you at a huge -- not a pun -- disadvantage.

There I was, waiting patiently in line to make the payment. And as always, while waiting I scanned the items near the cashier. Then I saw this thing called simply Nipples. No kidding! The pack had a big "Nipples" written across it, so that had to be what the thing was called. Right? So I was like, huh? Nipples? They sell nipples now? Why would anyone buy a pair of nipples? And they come in different (natural) colors as well.

I mean, dude! Nipples? For sale? What do you say to the poor shop attendant, then? Excuse me, you have Nipples? Or: can I have some of your Nipples, please? Will you give me a discount for buying several? I'm thinking of having different colors, you know, to match my daily moods. Can I try them on first? I hate having Nipples that don't suit me. BTW, they won't slip, will they? Else, people might think I was born with three nipples or something. Not that I have anything against people born with three nipples, of course. Or more.

Imagine a big burly, bearded Harley-Davidson rider tell a skinny schoolgal part-time assistant, "I'm buying a pair of Nipples for the missus. Maybe she'll then forgive me for sneaking out with the guys. Now, I need to see how they would look on her. Do you mind..."

All right, all right, I can't take this anymore. A blogger is not supposed to laugh at his own blog entry. Aaanyway...

The Dodol Surodol version:
I saw these.

Current music: Taylor Dayne - Tell It to My Heart
Current mood: happy