Question: how many Indonesians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: no Indonesians hare gene use lightbulbs anymore; they use neons -- secara neons are more economical.

Answer: not my problem, I'm surrendering my Indonesian passport for Singapore citizenship.

Answer: 32,849,000.

1 to appear on the national media to deny that any lightbulb needs changing.

5 to question this denial, considering how all evidence suggests otherwise.

15 to demonstrate peacefully, asking for this lightbulb issue to be looked at more seriously.

1 to appear on the national media to clarify the situation and claim that the press has yet again misquoted the first person.

50 to demonstrate violently, demanding that the goverment sort out this lightbulb issue immediately or else they will in their own way.

7 to burn the flag of the country where the lightbulb was made.

17 to burn the US flag.

1 to write a song on the lightbulb.

1 to rip the song and upload it onto his Multiply site.

52 to download the song.

13 to download the song and upload it onto their own Multiply sites.

3 to condemn this act of file sharing on Multiply.

8 to condemn this act of file sharing and secretly download the song.

1 to upload the Hindi version -- allegedly without permission of the original artist -- of the song.

1 to expertly analyze this whole phenomenon and dismiss it as mere trend sesaat.

128 to dis this expert for misleading the public for the umpteenth time.

1,024 to blog about the whole lightbulb saga, more dissin' to the expert during the process.

1 2 5 to produce a teenage romance movie movies out of it.

1 2 5 to write an adaptation novel novels of the movie.

278 to chat loudly about it during the movie.

1 to spam mailing lists in the name of not letting 'them' get away with distracting the public from 'what really happened.'

31,231 to keep the lightbulb issue alight (but not the lightbulb itself) for the next five months -- or until another cabinet minister marries another innocent virgin, whichever comes first.

0 to change the lightbulb in the end. The site where the lightbulb is would eventually make way for the upcoming Busway extension project.

And 1 to tally all the numbers, see a way to make a profit for himself, and replace 32,849 with 32,849,000. He then submits this figure to the government for funding.

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